katie\ holmes

1. (katie holmes) (570↑, 75↓)

Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality.

Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.

Author: Anne-Lise http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1400318

2. (katie holmes) (300↑, 65↓)

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

Author: erik lervold http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1409407

3. (katie holmes) (277↑, 73↓)

B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on\!

Person 1: This person is a bad actress\! Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...

Author: LolaLola http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1400800

4. (katie holmes) (195↑, 37↓)

Tom Cruises fag hag.

Katie Holmes is suck a sweetie. It's really too bad TC turned her into his fag hag to cover his homosexual fantasies of being sodomized by a 300 pound black man named Larry.

Author: squish squashy http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1723959

5. (katie holmes) (185↑, 47↓)

A meek twenty something year old actress (see [pushover]) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.

(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes\!"

Author: thepinkpanther http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1425800

6. (katie holmes) (127↑, 21↓)

Also known as Tomkat. Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.

Run Katie Holmes, run\!\!

Author: Luizza http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1837970

7. (katie holmes) (103↑, 25↓)

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: [easy virtue]

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

Author: Mona Lott http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1659221

8. (katie holmes) (64↑, 28↓)

annoyingly in love with tom cruise. insists on eating his face in every public place. obsessed with scientology..whatever that is.

katie holmes: "yes we are in love, i love him so much etc etc etc"

Author: sex_pants http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1694411

9. (Katie Holmes) (35↑, 11↓)

(n.) A young woman whose sad predicament initally elicits pity, but through her repeated actions only solidifies one's opinion that she dug her own grave. See also: [pulling a Katie Holmes]

I totally felt sorry for that shy girl who got knocked up by Lester the Molester. But now, she's livin' in a trailer with him and cookin' meth every weekend. What a Katie Holmes.

Author: sunnyrustle http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/2351740

10. (katie holmes) (41↑, 44↓)

A total bitch that is in love with a total fag. And the only way that Tom Cruise gets attention is by jumping on an annoying black ladies couch. Ha

Katie Holmes is a DICK

Author: Katie, Ironicly http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1880101

11. (Katie Holmes) (6↑, 13↓)

a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.

"and then what?" -"she pulled down her panties." "annnd then??" -"I don't want to talk about it bro." "c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?" -"she grabbed a cereal bowl..." "OOO..KKK...???" -"and then she squat over it and took a shit." "what the fuck?" -"yeah bro. the smell was awful." "I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?" -"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split." "you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?" -"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so [Katie Holmes] bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."

Author: kcnca http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/4273367

12. (katie holmes) (28↑, 35↓)

one big golddigger.......

tom cruise deserves better than katie holmes

Author: TheTruthHurts http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/2423289

13. (katie holmes) (55↑, 143↓)

a very Hot Actress who's only 26 use to date and was engaged to chris klein but not anymore. she plays in Dawsons Creek. movies. abandon the gift. go teaching mrs. tingle and disturbing behavior.

Katie Holmes Very Great Actress and hot wish i could Date her if i was rich.

Author: Ratt http://katie-holmes.urbanup.com/1175411

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Last updated: 2012.03.01